Friday, May 2, 2014

Inanimate Objects Talking to Each Other

A Rock and a Pebble

---Whatchya doin?
---Sitting here. What are you doing?
---Sitting here. How long have you been sitting there?
---42 years. You?
---57 years.
---Huh. Never noticed you.
---I would love to sit somewhere else. Think we'll ever get kicked?
---Who do you think will get kicked first?
---Probably you.
---Why do you say that?
---You're bigger.
---I am bigger. Why are you so small anyway?
---I used to be as big as you.
---What happened?
---I got kicked.

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