I'm on the precipice. I look up and down the block -
nothing, no one. It's a quiet neighborhood at nighttime. Every house is
shrouded in darkness except the one in question. Lights emanate from inside. Someone
is home, waiting. I look down at the address, then back up at the house.
Nothing. I take a step closer, on the sidewalk now. Still no visible numbers.
Damn. Could this be wrong? There's a chill in the air, nervous goosebumps arise
on my bare arms. My heart is pounding. I am motivated to be quick, efficient,
but I lack confidence. I take a couple steps closer. Still, nothing. I have to
do this, I have to make a choice: guess or snoop. Commit and maybe I'm wrong. Investigate and maybe I'm caught. 50/50 or 9-1-1. I recall my clothing; a black shirt,
dark jeans, a black hat. I'm carrying a conspicuously shaped bag, perfect for
the tools of my trade. I take another step. I'm exposed now. A winding path to
front doorstep is covered in crunchy leaves. I am exposed and noisy. Where are
the damn numbers? I proceed even closer,
the job must get done. As I reach the point of no return, the front door swings
open. This is it. Eternity passes as the resident looks me up and down,
evaluating my purpose. I stand frozen, unsure. I can only muster one question:
"did you order a pizza?"
Illuminating! I had no idea delivering pizza was such a scary and nerve wracking job. Be careful out there!
ReplyDeleteyou should be writing and playing/coaching soccer! jus sayin'
ReplyDeleteVery hyperthetical. Keep on blogging! Igor
ReplyDeleteAn appropriate Halloween style blog! LOVE IT
ReplyDeleteThe end made us laugh and the writing is fabulous.Jacob
ReplyDeleteJeremy,delivering pizza is not your cup of tea.Writing is.Grandma Lilia.